Old Men in Sweats! TM
By: Tommy T. & Barry D.
Volume 16
CFP PLAYOFF!
• Finally some real games Saturday night
• The CFP playoff
• Clemson vs Notre Dame at 1PM PST in the Cotton Bowl Classic at
Jerry’s World
• Then Alabama vs Oklahoma in the Capital One Orange Bowl @ 5PM
• In the “what’s in your wallet?” game.
• I can’t wait to watch a college football game where the score actually
counts.
• Because like today in the First Responders Bowl the score counted so
little that…
• THEY CANCELLED THE DAMN GAME.
• Gimme some real games will you College Football?
COLLEGE BASKETBALL SUCKS!!!!
• The most overrated sport in our country is college basketball.
• The teams are awful now.
• No more Big East like we used to know it.
• In the 80s when they used to get the best players on the East Coast and
beat on each other for 4 years.
• No more ACC like it used to be.
• The greatest college basketball players of all time played for Duke, UNC,
NC State, GTech
• But here’s the catch… FOR FOUR YEARS!!
• OR THREE YEARS AT LEAST.
• College Basketball stinks to the high heavens.
• Saint Peter is plugging his nose up there, it stinks so bad.
• You know when I knew it was over?
• When Butler played in it’s 2nd consecutive National Championship
game against UCONN in 2011
• At Reliant Stadium in Houston in front of 70,000 people
• UCONN beat Butler Bulldogs 53-41 in 2011
• Talk about turning the clock back to Hoosiers
• UCKKKK
• Butler shot 18% in the 1st half and only trailed 22-19
• Then Butler shot a scorching 6-39 in the 2nd half.
• Fuhgeddaboudit the MVP of the Final Four…
• Or they call it the Most Outstanding Player was Kemba Walker
• Kemba is the only real NBA player in the whole game and he was 6-19
from the field.
• 6 for stinking 19
• COLLEGE BASKETBALL STINKS!!!!!!
• Never in my life have I turned off an National Championship game.
• Hell, I’ve never turned off a Final Four game, or and Elite Eight game.
• I’ve never even turned off a Sweet Sixteen game.
• But Butler/UCONN in 2011.. that was it for me.
• Look at it now… Duke #1 with Zion RJ and the gang.
• They’re all leaving after this year.
• Kansas with Dedric Lawson is #5. He’s leaving too.
• Now we have Tennessee, Nevada Reno, Virginia Tech, Texas Tech
• YUCKKKKKKK!!!!
• Where’s the great UNLV teams? The great UCLA teams?
• Kentucky?
• Georgetown?
• St Johns?
• I know now that College hoops stinks.
• It stinks!!!!!!!!!
DJ SWEARINGER TALKED HIS WAY OUT
OF A GOOD JOB!
• This idiot talked his way out of a job.
• Now this pertains to real life stuff.
• If you don’t like your manager or your employee you can’t just tell
everybody you that they suck.
• You can’t just tweet, InstaGram it, FB post.
• You can lose your job.
• And DJ Swearinger lost his job with the Redskins when they basically
fired him last week for comments Swearinger made about his DC Greg
Manusky.
• First of all, Manusky is good at his job.
• The Skins have a tough D and they’re always prepared.
• Secondly, Swearinger was warned multiple times about talking to the
media about the coaching staff and the organization.
• So Swearinger opened his big mouth… and GOT AXED.
• Oh I know he got picked up by the Cardinals.
• But he ain’t lasting there either.
• The word is out on DJ Swearinger.
• HE’S GOTTA BIG MOUTH!!!!!
KAREEM HUNT KICKED HIS WAY OUT OF
A GREAT JOB!
• The erstwhile ex-KC RB lost his job a few weeks ago after the video
revealed he kicked a girl while she was already down.
• She was already down on the ground and HE… STILL.. KICKED… HER!
• WOW!!!
• But one’s man’s tragedy is another man’s treasure.
• And Hunt’s replacement Damien Williams has been playing well and
just signed an extended contract with the Chiefs.
• The contract is for 2 years with a max total of $8.1 million if he reaches
all incentives
• And doesn’t kick a small girl while she’s on the grond.
• Stupid idiot Hunt.
• You know I’ll submit to the idea that all these NFL players suffer from
some type of concussion syndrome/brain damage syndrome.
• The stupid things they say and do the MUST all have brain damage.
• Damien Williams was a backup RB on the Dolphins for 4 years before
he finally got his opportunity with the Chiefs this year.
• Good for DW.
• Now like my grandfather used to tell me…
• Keepa you handsa to you self!
NFL DOG GAMES OF THE WEEK!
• Dolphins @ Bills -4.5 39
• Lions @ Packers -8 44.5
• Falcons @ Bucs +1 1/2 51
• These are the only 3 games with no playoff implications at all
• Nothing going for any of these 6 teams.
• Bookmaker… how do we look at these games as a bettor?
• Do we even go there?
• I know who I like in these games.
• Bills at home especially if it’s a blizzard
• Pack at home especially if it’s frigid.
• Cowboys @ Giants -6 41.5
• This game has no playoff implications since the Cowboys are locked in
the #4 seed.
• But Dallas has to determine who to play… who to rest… and how to stay
sharp for next week’s playoff game.
• That’s why the Giants are favored by 6 because Cowboys probably won’t
play their starters much in 2nd half.
Lonzo Ball vs DeAron Fox!
• Lakers got hosed.
• Look at these numbers
• Lonzo 9 points, 4.7 Assists, 5 Rebs
• Fox 18 pts, 7.6 Assists, 3.5 rebs
• LAKERS GOT HOSED!!!!!!
• They should punch Lavar Ball in the face
• For a multitude of reasons
• First of all for begging the Lakers to take his underdeveloped son
• Secondly, for making his son underdeveloped in the first place.
• Let me take a minute to attack Lavar Ball…
• Lonzo has no pull up jumper
• No floater
• No tear drop
• No attack the rack game
• And obviously no outside shot.
• Hell, he can’t even shoot FTs 51 damn%
-OMIS
OMIS: “PREACHING SPORTS KNOWLEDGE FOR A LIFETIME!”